Okay so here goes, I bolded the ones I've done, and added my own in italics at the end.
- Never ever have I done a marathon
- Never ever have I peed or pooped anywhere other than a restroom during a run or race
- Never ever have I puked after a race
- Never ever have I lost or blackened a toenail as a result of running (but I am sure it will be a proud day when I do)
- Never ever have I run in the snow
- Never ever have I shot a snot rocket
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